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Jeff HCuriosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance.
- S. Leonard Rubinstein
Jeff H"Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel."
- Horace Walpole
Dave"just pretend like you're looking into the wind"
- james franco on playing a stoned character
DaveRing the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
- leonard cohen
Jeff HThe length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
- Alfred Hitchcock
Dave"For a listener to demand that my lyrics be clarified or explained or summarised ... that's a lot to ask because who's to say I know for certain what anything is about?" he says. "I believe that the song exists outside of me and that when I'm singing or writing I'm participating in something transcendent and that the song is as mysterious to me as it is to the listener."
- Sufjan Stevens
Dave"I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's"
- william blake
EdWhat the fuck??!! . . . Dude, I just saw this fat chick riding a Jet-Ski. She looked like a fucking bullfrog riding a bumblebee.
- Timmy
Koolaid (tim)"It's a dey wedding.....and you fucking serious!!!!"
- Ed Crotch-wit
Jeff HWeddings are one of those formerly blessed events that conspicuous consumption has turned into joyless ordeals.

- Fark User: jake_lex
Davewhen passing a mirror, look at the frame
- anonymous zen master!
DaveA storm is coming, Frank says
A storm that will swallow the children
And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain
I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps And send the monsters back to the underground
I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them
Except for me
Because I am Donnie Darko
- donnie darko deleted scene (poetry day in english class)
Jeff H"The foolishness of that comment is so deep I can only ascribe it to higher education"
- Dennis Prager - Radio Host
RichieObi: Are you thinking about signing up for the science fair?

Gerri: I'm thinkin about pussy. Science fair's for queers.
- Strangers with Candy movie
Koolaid (tim)"gays don't need rights,.....they just need some pussy!"
- chad (in the cubical next to me)
Jeff HSoon I'll be fed up with the (theory of) relativity. Even such a thing fades away when one is too involved with it."
- Einstein
Koolaid (tim)"Man, am I funny"
- ED
Koolaid (tim)"Man, am I funn"
- ED
Koolaid (tim)
- Unknown
EdI mean, I support a cure for cancer.
- Travis Andersen
- ME
- ME
Edif you
happen to get in an accident and become a quadraplegic, I'd be happy
to hear from you.

- a lawyer I know, responding to i will "call you the next time I get arrested"
Koolaid (tim)"a womans cum is a great substitute for super-glue"
- James
Koolaid (tim)
- Unknown
dave (karp)"I really like the way Gilbert is penetrating tonight!"
- Steve Buckhantz during Wizards v Celtics 3/7/06
TuckerIt would be cool if girls would go into heat and just bend over.
- Tim
EdYou know that you drink too much when you keep a toothbrush in your purse.
- Pam
Jeff HIf we see no life, no spirit, no wonder in the everyday world through which we walk -- it will remain a lifeless world and give nothing back to us
- Dave Pots
EdI mean really . . . how much can you make fun of a guy with one arm.
- Some guy with a red sox hat on
Ed"Are you kidding me, if I wasn't pregnant this would be a martini."
- A former Bennigan's bar regular, puffin away on Newport number seven while pummeling her fourth glass of wine
- Unknown
EdLook, I've driven this car all the way across the country, I know exactly how many miles are left in the tank.
- You know who 15 hours before running out of gas on 495
Schersteinberg" I think the worst think that's happened is teaching girls how to read."
- Ed Crochet
Jeff HI wish you, sad paederast, to get a big toy into your ass, and have lots of impressions during arabic oral sex party with you in main girl part. You can take care of your tiny penis yourself or ask your mother to give you a hand.
- - Hate mail sent to www.youforgotpoland.com
Jeff H"I'm gonna start only hanging out with women I think I can get head from"
- Jay from Work
Jeff H"Never argue with an idiot, he will only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
- Unknown
Jeff HEverything in moderation, even moderation.
- Unknown
Dion"Inspect drying drum for children ... before turning on dryer."
- Tuts Tubs (a laundrymat) Dryer
Jeff H"It is better to think of Church in an Ale House than to think of an Ale House in Church."

- Unknown
DaveInspired from a recent fight I had with my parents regarding my life's direction (or apparant "lack" thereof). Blah.

"I will go in this way and find my own way out" -Dave Matthews
- Unknown

Jeff H"There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking"
- Ben Franklin
Jeff HThere is no fighting ignorance because ignorance is bliss.
- shameus_burp, RateBeer.com