Post a new quote| Poster | Quote |
| Jeff H | Curiosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance. - S. Leonard Rubinstein |
| Jeff H | "Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel." - Horace Walpole |
| Dave | "just pretend like you're looking into the wind" - james franco on playing a stoned character |
| Dave | Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering There is a crack in everything That's how the light gets in - leonard cohen |
| Jeff H | The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock |
| Dave | "For a listener to demand that my lyrics be clarified or explained or summarised ... that's a lot to ask because who's to say I know for certain what anything is about?" he says. "I believe that the song exists outside of me and that when I'm singing or writing I'm participating in something transcendent and that the song is as mysterious to me as it is to the listener." - Sufjan Stevens |
| Dave | "I must create a system or be enslaved by another man's" - william blake |
| Ed | What the fuck??!! . . . Dude, I just saw this fat chick riding a Jet-Ski. She looked like a fucking bullfrog riding a bumblebee. - Timmy |
| Koolaid (tim) | "It's a dey wedding.....and you fucking serious!!!!" - Ed Crotch-wit |
| Jeff H | Weddings are one of those formerly blessed events that conspicuous consumption has turned into joyless ordeals.
- Fark User: jake_lex |
| Koolaid (tim) | "COME ON IN, WHERE NIGHMARES AND FRUSTRATION ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY!!!!!!" - THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR |
| Dave | when passing a mirror, look at the frame - anonymous zen master! |
| Dave | A storm is coming, Frank says
A storm that will swallow the children And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps And send the monsters back to the underground I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them Except for me Because I am Donnie Darko - donnie darko deleted scene (poetry day in english class) |
| Jeff H | "The foolishness of that comment is so deep I can only ascribe it to higher education" - Dennis Prager - Radio Host |
| Richie | Obi: Are you thinking about signing up for the science fair?
Gerri: I'm thinkin about pussy. Science fair's for queers. - Strangers with Candy movie |
| Koolaid (tim) | "gays don't need rights,.....they just need some pussy!" - chad (in the cubical next to me) |
| Jeff H | Soon I'll be fed up with the (theory of) relativity. Even such a thing fades away when one is too involved with it." - Einstein |
| Koolaid (tim) | "Man, am I funny" - ED |
| Koolaid (tim) | "Man, am I funn" - ED |
| Koolaid (tim) | - Unknown |
| Ed | I mean, I support a cure for cancer. - Travis Andersen |
| Koolaid (tim) | "SORRY, DEMOCRATS ARE PUSSIES" - ME |
| Koolaid (tim) | "DEMOCRATES ARE PUSSIES" - ME |
| Ed | if you
happen to get in an accident and become a quadraplegic, I'd be happy to hear from you. - a lawyer I know, responding to i will "call you the next time I get arrested" |
| Koolaid (tim) | "a womans cum is a great substitute for super-glue" - James |
| Koolaid (tim) | - Unknown |
| dave (karp) | "I really like the way Gilbert is penetrating tonight!" - Steve Buckhantz during Wizards v Celtics 3/7/06 |
| Tucker | It would be cool if girls would go into heat and just bend over. - Tim |
| Ed | You know that you drink too much when you keep a toothbrush in your purse. - Pam |
| Jeff H | If we see no life, no spirit, no wonder in the everyday world through which we walk -- it will remain a lifeless world and give nothing back to us - Dave Pots |
| Ed | I mean really . . . how much can you make fun of a guy with one arm. - Some guy with a red sox hat on |
| Ed | "Are you kidding me, if I wasn't pregnant this would be a martini."
- A former Bennigan's bar regular, puffin away on Newport number seven while pummeling her fourth glass of wine - Unknown |
| Ed | Look, I've driven this car all the way across the country, I know exactly how many miles are left in the tank. - You know who 15 hours before running out of gas on 495 |
| Schersteinberg | " I think the worst think that's happened is teaching girls how to read." - Ed Crochet |
| Jeff H | I wish you, sad paederast, to get a big toy into your ass, and have lots of impressions during arabic oral sex party with you in main girl part. You can take care of your tiny penis yourself or ask your mother to give you a hand. - - Hate mail sent to www.youforgotpoland.com |
| Jeff H | "I'm gonna start only hanging out with women I think I can get head from" - Jay from Work |
| Jeff H | "Never argue with an idiot, he will only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Unknown |
| Jeff H | Everything in moderation, even moderation. - Unknown |
| Dion | "Inspect drying drum for children ... before turning on dryer." - Tuts Tubs (a laundrymat) Dryer |
| Jeff H | "It is better to think of Church in an Ale House than to think of an Ale House in Church."
- Unknown |
| Dave | Inspired from a recent fight I had with my parents regarding my life's direction (or apparant "lack" thereof). Blah.
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| Jeff H | "There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking" - Ben Franklin |
| Jeff H | There is no fighting ignorance because ignorance is bliss. - shameus_burp, RateBeer.com |